I was in the pub last night telling my mate the joke about, “What would you do if an epileptic was having a fit in the bath....throw the washing in." However, the bloke on the next table said, "My brother who is epileptic had a fit in the bath and died." Fuck me. If the ground could have swallowed me up I’d have been happy. I said, “Sorry to hear that, mate. Did he drown?" He said, "No; he choked on a sock."
Submitted January 28, 2019 at 07:49AM by Qthefun http://bit.ly/2COqcqP
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